Hoard of the Dragon Queen

Langdedrosa is a Whore

Episode 3, Session 6

Our band of hero’s were chasing Frulam Mondath, who was how they say “one foot in the grave”, but as they turned the corner, she jumped down a hidden passage way. Írel’s natural instincts to not let anything suffer but to put it out of its misery, she slide across the floor and down the passage way after her. Írel readied her arrow and shot true, taking Frulam to her knees, but wait…. what in the f*#@ is that, “OH NO…” Írel thought. It’s Langdedrosa, the one that made a joke out of Krusk, before she could even move she was unconscious.

Krusk and Artifax managed to get her out of the cave alive… but barely. They camped out waiting on Írel to wake up from her unconsciousness after she had been bandaged. The group started to plot out a way to kill this monster that has now downed two of the group in rather quick fashion. Artifax is running around the camp and climbing on the barrels checking for some oil, “WHATS WITH ALL THIS WHEAT, BARLEY, AND NON-EXPLOSIVE SHIT…!” Krusk is sitting in the corner of the tent, sharpening his sword and having these terrible flashbacks of the last time he went toe to toe with Langdedrosa. Írel finally woke up and started to help the group plot their strategy because they knew, sooner or later, Langdedrosa was coming out of that cave.

After some careful thinking and examining, they decided to go to the watch tower and keep an eye on the cave. They took turns sleeping and resting, but every time Artifax went to sleep, he’d start smiling and saying, “OOOO that’s the spot, right there…” Írel and Krusk would just giggle when they heard it, the two “lone wolf” heroes are starting to like this little guy a bit and all of his pyromaniac outbursts.

Langdedrosa strutted out of the cave as planned and to the luck of the group, more so Írel, the story is her family is really lucky minus the whole being slaughtered incident, Langdedrosa positioned right below them in the watch tower. The issue that arose was the cultists with Langdedrosa were searching the tents for the heroes but were about to discover Faelana that they had hidden in the northern camp, they had to move quickly.

They all looked at each other and readied their weapons, Krusk shakes his head as if he’s removing the memories of the last time he met Langdedrosa, Írel takes a deep breath and knocks an arrow, and Artifax shoots a smirk at Írel and Krusk, rubbing his hands together, sparks are coming off his now burning hands, he then snapped his fingers and his hands returned to normal but a fire burned in his eyes now and he winked and walked out of the watch tower.

They were trying to stealth down the cliff but instead Krusk tripped over his shadow and landed on his head, I guess he didn’t shake the fear and memories like he wanted to. Írel and Artifax position themselves ready to roast this lizard. Krusk stumbled to his feet and ran up to get a little payback on Langdedrosa, that didn’t last long, as for a few short minutes of spell flying, arrow driving, and Warhammer smashing, Krusk was returned to the dirt just like last time.

Írel and Artifax still engaged, Írel ran over Krusk and slid by touching the ground, the grass starting to be drawn to Krusk as if all of the nature’s life was given to Krusk. This reminded Artifax of a story he once read about in a book, it was a prophecy of a great warrior that is supposed to arrive in the future, his name is Goku. The story was about how this warrior could use a technique called the Spirit Bomb, anyway, it’s just a prophecy and most of those damn things come from some old crack pot like Tom Haverford.

After a long battle with Langdedrosa, the heroes prevailed only to be swarmed by hunters and berserkers which are no easy task with their built up rage from not getting any. The heroes had their way with the group and decided afterwards, they should probably take a rest and get ready to head back in the death filled cave. As they head in to the cave, the naked Tom Haverford was waiting and completely delusional. They found him some clothes and headed toward the place Írel had been almost killed just a short while ago…

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